Britain news 'This is f**king shit': six warnings TV and films should really carry Breaking News

MetiNews.Com - DISNEY has warned viewers of Muppet Show episodes they contain ‘negative depictions of people or cultures’. But what should they really be warning us about?&n

Britain news 'This is f**king shit': six warnings TV and films should really carry Breaking News

MetiNews.Com - DISNEY has warned viewers of Muppet Show episodes they contain ‘negative depictions of people or cultures’. But what should they really be warning us about?&n

Britain news 'This is f**king shit': six warnings TV and films should really carry Breaking News
23 February 2021 - 12:30

Breaking News ! DISNEY has warned viewers of Muppet Show episodes they contain ‘negative depictions of people or cultures’. But what should they really be warning us about?  This is f**king shit Could have prevented you watching Alien: Covenant, Two Pints of Lager, or any DC superhero movie where they’re all dark and miserable and never do anything but hit stuff. Gets straight to the point, and should be compulsory for all James Corden appearances. Your mum and dad will watch this for the scenery This show will be balls-achingly boring, whether a geriatric-pleasing ITV drama about a vet solving crimes near Loch Lomond, or some BBC jobs-for-the boys tedium like Ian Hislop’s Favourite Viaducts. But the scenery will be lovely. Hats off to the drone pilot. New Tim Burton film The full text would be: ‘Warning: you still think you like Tim Burton films because of Edward Scissorhands and that Oyster Boy book.

. Rewatch an old one instead.’ Contains excessive genre-inappropriate political correctness Alert you to irksome, heavy-handed, narrative-breaking wokery in silly kids’ nonsense like Captain Marvel or Doctor Who. Handy for gammons, who will watch intently, getting angrier and angrier until all the veins in their heads have exploded. Made by trendy Channel 4 wankers While generally good, Channel 4 still produces contrived ‘taboo-breaking’ programmes fulfilling its edgy remit. A warning would help you avoid shows where attention-seekers strip naked and inspect each other’s genitals in a glowing box for supposedly ‘educational’ reasons. Will really piss you off Good for flagging up massively hyped films with ludicrous twists, like Shutter Island or Last Christmas, and also prevents you hurling a mug of tea at your TV as Andrew Marr uncritically accepts Michael Gove’s claim that Brexit has made everyone five inches taller.

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Britain news 'This is f**king shit': six warnings TV and films should really carry Breaking News


Britain news 'This is f**king shit': six warnings TV and films should really carry Breaking News


Britain news 'This is f**king shit': six warnings TV and films should really carry Breaking News


Britain news 'This is f**king shit': six warnings TV and films should really carry Breaking News

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